"You don't really have a [brown] recluse problem here [Hillcrest] or fire ants, really. All the things that bite and sting are out in West Little Rock."
-- Tammy, the best Terminix person in the state, explaining to yours truly about the general lack of spider problems in the neighborhood. It is unknown whether or not she was aware of the spot-on double entendre of her statement :)
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